October 16, 2014

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via laughcentre)

October 11, 2014
wholockedcumberwumber:

makeitearlgrey:

wholockedcumberwumber:

unclefather:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

AHHHHHHHhhhhh

here we have the rare falling mantis and the pushing mantis

I like to imagine that the falling mantis made a really bad pun, and the pushing mantis was like “GTFO” and then as he falls the falling mantis is shouting “PRAY FOR ME” to get in one last pun before doom

lol

wholockedcumberwumber:

makeitearlgrey:

wholockedcumberwumber:

unclefather:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

AHHHHHHHhhhhh

here we have the rare falling mantis and the pushing mantis

I like to imagine that the falling mantis made a really bad pun, and the pushing mantis was like “GTFO” and then as he falls the falling mantis is shouting “PRAY FOR ME” to get in one last pun before doom

lol

(Source: nostalgicpatter, via elencantadordecerdos)

October 5, 2014

quickweaves:

trashleytrashley:

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

Amazing

(Source: yoncevevo, via dutchster)

October 4, 2014

kerrypolka:

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

(Source: betterlucknext, via aussie1992)

October 3, 2014

(Source: melancholic-wallflower, via strang3child)

October 2, 2014
qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via novisitesestetumblr)

October 2, 2014

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously, via strang3child)

September 28, 2014
alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

(Source: nickelodeonkids, via squad-trickster)

September 27, 2014

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

(via squad-trickster)

September 27, 2014

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

(via aussie1992)