September 16, 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via eloweasel)

September 16, 2014
homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

(via laughcentre)

September 14, 2014

(Source: best-of-memes, via now-im-just-somebody-that)

September 14, 2014
Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again
September 14, 2014

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

(Source: orcses, via nuggetzhoran)

September 11, 2014

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via theorientprincess)

September 9, 2014

(Source: necrophilofthefuture, via correplatanito)

September 9, 2014

daenystormborn:

That’s not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don’t generally wear these types of pants. You see, they’re very tight. Maybe there’s something in that area.

(via princesconsuela)

September 9, 2014
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
September 9, 2014

(Source: vandelay, via bucoco)