i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
Its been a year
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
here we have the rare falling mantis and the pushing mantis
I like to imagine that the falling mantis made a really bad pun, and the pushing mantis was like “GTFO” and then as he falls the falling mantis is shouting “PRAY FOR ME” to get in one last pun before doom
*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.
I fucking quit
i hate art
"where’s your homework"
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A bunless hun
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck